RT @FakeAPStylebook Describe a spring shower as "light" or "pleasant." If you're in California, use "STORM WATCHAGEDDON 2010." #

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Fox News Channel has been busted again, showing the wrong crowd footage. That’s twice in about a week. Their legitimacy as a news organization aside, this makes them ripe for a little mockery, #hashtagstyle. Give us your best Fox News takes on historical events, hashtagged #FoxHistoryChannel.

As you know, this administration is The Most Transparent Administration in History™. Therefore, the House voted on ObamaCare on a Saturday night, and a few weeks later, the Senate is going to do the same thing, since Saturday night is when people pay the most attention to politics. I’m personally overjoyed, because I didn’t have any plans for Saturday (besides watching VHS tapes of old Reagan speeches), and now I get to watch C-SPAN, which is the funnest thing ever. I’ve stocked up on popcorn and Frank’s Red Hot sauce.
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Yes. Really. With inspirational stories …
One time I was at a photo shoot and feeling down, but the inspirational quotes and hysterical YouTube videos my fans sent me via Twitter helped brighten my mood.
… and thoughtful analysis ….
I joined Twitter in April, after Ryan Seacrest kept telling my family how great the service was. Since then, I’ve attracted more than 2.5 million followers—more than Ryan himself, not to mention Oprah and Barack Obama!
… you can totally see why they selected @KimKardashian for the honor of contributing to their top ten …

Until very recently, there has been a glaring gap in coverage of all things geeky. Sure, you can update your blog from facebook, facebook from twitter, twitter from your phone, and your phone from your computer. But what, we have longsufferingly pleaded, about the gamers?!
Haven’t you ever been sitting at home on a Saturday night deeply immersed in some multiplayer console game …  (I  know, you’re reading tWits. That part of the question was rhetorical.) … and thought “Darn it! I wish my tweeps and facebeeps (that’s a thing, right?) …

tWits friend @ExurbanJon counts down his top ten entries from todays #cheneyslogans hashtag game over at Exurban League. Hilarious. Love his top choice:
Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do. #cheneyslogans about 5 hours ago from web
Nice. Here was my favorite from my own feed:
@CalebHowe Sure, I love rap music. You mean that sound your head makes when I punch it, right? #cheneyslogans
about 4 hours ago from web
Other top choices:
@IMAO_ “Probably not going to win a Nobel …

We live in a world that has walls, and those walls need to be observed by men and with tolerance. Who’s gonna do it? You?
As we approach 2010 and lament all the technology that science has stubbornly refused to cull from crashed alien spacecraft, it is, in this month of giving thanks, a good time to take stock of the world as it actually is.
Here at tWits, we intend to just that. Over the next week we’ll explore the themes and subtleties that make up this American life, through …