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		<title>Exclusive Rahm/Massa Security Cam Footage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Potty Mouth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT TWITS.WS&#8230;



Rahm Emmanuel and that Massa guy, whatever his name is. 


This is what poking a &#8220;finger&#8221; into someone&#8217;s &#8220;chest&#8221; in the shower looks like.





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		<title>Barack Obama will be admitted to Celebrity Rehab</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama and Gore hold secret Climate-Change Summit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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RT @FakeAPStylebook Describe a spring shower as &#34;light&#34; or &#34;pleasant.&#34; If you&#39;re in California, use &#34;STORM WATCHAGEDDON 2010.&#34; #

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		<title>I can&#8217;t say dude enough for this story.</title>
		<link>http://twits.ws/670</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a study that resulted in countless deaths, science recently settled on the fact that there are 304 different ways to use the word &#8220;dude.&#8221; I don&#8217;t have a link for that. Just trust me. You don&#8217;t hate science do you, you freakin birther!!!!!?????
Anyway, prepare to use all 304 versions when you read this.
Angie Sanselmente Valencia, a former lingerie model, is believed to be heading one of the world&#8217;s largest drug gangs.
Dude.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using ...]]></description>
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		<title>Montana Bear Tragedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FROM THE MAILBAG:
I heard a deal on the radio &#8230; they ask you in all parks to NOT feed the animals. They lose their own foraging skills and EXPECT food from people. They get very cranky if they don&#8217;t get it!!
This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country&#8217;s wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party&#8230; as they have apparently learned to just sit ...]]></description>
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		<title>One of us, one of us</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s November 2010. Election day has come and gone. You&#8217;ve spent the last ten days drinking in every precious Democrat tear with sadistic glee. But now what? What to do next? You feel lost. Aimless. Adrift.
If you are having this same recurring dream then I have two questions for you. 1. In yours, are you in your underwear? 2. What are you going to do about it?
Well my friends, you&#8217;ve come to the right place. Because I had that same dream (boxers), and after I woke up the last ...]]></description>
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		<title>Evil Obama Photoshop Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exurban League has the skinny on the new, evil Obama the White House is rolling out lately:
&#8220;Voters are understandably angry,&#8221; according to one official. &#8220;They need to see Democrats as the party that punishes Wall Street, regulates fat-cat bankers and insults pick-up trucks,&#8221; one adviser said.
The new, angry Obama was unveiled in a speech in economically depressed Lorain County, Ohio. Walking onto the stage with pyrotechnic flash-pots blazing, the president shouted, &#8220;I was sent to Washington to kick ass and chew arugula. And the White House organic garden is all ...]]></description>
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		<title>Resident Obama knows Healthcare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 04:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Stranger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb Howe</dc:creator>
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The mysterious visitor who has marked Edgar Allan Poe&#8217;s birthday each year with flowers and cognac failed to show this morning, causing no small upset among devoted Poe fans. This is my take on that.

Once upon a morning dreary, as they huddled cold but cheery
Waiting near the graveyard gates, a darkened scene in Baltimore
There they shivered, even quivered, &#8217;till dawn slivered
to see delivered loving tokens just as every year before.
For sixty years, but now no more.
Flowers there were to remember, poet lost that long November
placed there by a special member ...]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Reid Praise #HarryReidPraise</title>
		<link>http://twits.ws/621</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tommy Christopher</dc:creator>
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Oh, damn. Can we stick a fork in Harry Reid now? And who confirms a quote like that? There must be tape somewhere.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) apologized today for referring to President Barack Obama as &#8220;light skinned&#8221; and &#8220;with no Negro dialect&#8221; in private conversations during the 2008 presidential campaign.
&#8220;I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words,&#8221; said Reid in a statement. &#8220;I sincerely apologize for offending any and all Americans, especially African Americans for my improper comments.&#8221;
Give us your best #HarryReidPraise, like Caleb&#8217;s &#8220;You know ...]]></description>
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		<title>#RudyQuotes Rudy Quotes</title>
		<link>http://twits.ws/617</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tommy Christopher</dc:creator>
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In case you missed it, Rudy Giuliani really stepped in it today, saying there were no domestic terrorist attacks under George W. Bush.  See for yourself, then make up your own best #RudyQuotes.

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