OK, now Obama’s presidency is becoming super embarrassing. I honestly feel like someone is going to come out and pat him on the head all patronizingly. His latest Jobs Forum, (kind of like a Summit, I think, only not as fancy pants) to be hosted on Thursday, is yet another example of how woefully unprepared and hopelessly in over his head he is.
Today, the Obama White House sent out an email (under spokesperson Valerie Jarrett’s name) reminding supporters that the President will be “hosting a discussion at the White House …

Basil put our 12 days to video!

This past Sunday, Jimmie Johnson won his unprecedented fourth consecutive NASCAR championship.  JJ now has the best team, the best equipment, the best crew chief, the best owner, and is probably also the best driver in the sport. It raises the question: can he ever be stopped? We conducted some interviews in our tWits.ws studios in Bristol (TN) to get to the bottom of this question! We started by interviewing JJ himself, but you won’t believe who stopped by!
tWits: JJ, thanks for joining us. We’re here, as you know, to …

 
“So hey, listen, I guess you heard that I said the other day that I’d have a hard time arguing with anybody who said I should be fired. Obviously, I didn’t really mean that.  I mean, what that completely biased reporter neglected to include in his article was that he ambushed me near the Mishawaka Krispy Kreme AND the ‘Hot Now’ light was on.  Like any reasonable person could be expected to give an honest response in those circumstances.  Come on, you’d have admitted to the rape of your own …

So, a little bit of background for the non-Hockey fans out there. I have no idea how anyone not smart enough to realize the awesomeness of hockey managed to turn on a computer, much less direct a web browser to this auspicious website, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
At every hockey game, they name the night’s “three stars,” the three players (on either team) who performed the best. I have no idea who decides it and the criteria is pretty subjective (and generally slanted towards …

In honor of the new documentary about the end of the world, 2012, the universe has fired a warning shot at Utah. Take THAT Nevada’s space cred!

I’ve taken the liberty of translating the universe’s threat into graphic form:

Man. The universe can be a jerk. But then, we already knew that.

As you know, this administration is The Most Transparent Administration in History™. Therefore, the House voted on ObamaCare on a Saturday night, and a few weeks later, the Senate is going to do the same thing, since Saturday night is when people pay the most attention to politics. I’m personally overjoyed, because I didn’t have any plans for Saturday (besides watching VHS tapes of old Reagan speeches), and now I get to watch C-SPAN, which is the funnest thing ever. I’ve stocked up on popcorn and Frank’s Red Hot sauce.
To …

More funneh at iowntheworld.com Thanks to @bigfurhat for xpost.

Obama  reached – or bowed – down to lower than low levels when visiting Osan Air Base in South Korea.
“You guys make a pretty good photo op”
Obama arrived on the base 3:19 p.m. local time (1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time), and received a rousing welcome from 1,500 troops in camouflage uniforms, many holding cameras or pointing cell phones to snap pictures.
“You guys make a pretty good photo op,” the president said.
Standing on a riser wearing a blue suit and red tie, with a cluster of troops and a large American …

H/t @SisterToldjah @GayPatriot @jaxy89
Previously: White House Powerpoint Exposed!

Editor’s Note: Rather than privately helping Tommy with his “article” I’ll be publicly marking it up in red. – caleb
Twitter’s founders have reacted to outcry from conservative critics of the service’s “Suggested Users” list by caving in and eliminating the list altogether. Conservative critics? You mean like the California Fair Political Practices Commission? Yeah, if there’s one thing about conservatives, it’s that they constantly form government commissions for every little thing, right? The problem arose when Republicans noticed that, while Democratic candidates for governor of California made the cut, …

Bow-gate Redux! Obama is an embarrassment once again.
Either Obama and Japan’s Emperor are now engaged or Emperor Akihito has made Obama his bitch. No one bows THAT low unless they get an engagement ring out of the deal – or they are, you know, an idiot.
Obama once again proves that he is a subservient nincompoop. The Leader of the Free World does NOT prostrate himself before anyone!!  Dude, seriously.  Obama subjugates himself in front of foreigners, yet calls American citizens ‘tea bags” and sneers at them derisively every chance he …