EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT TWITS.WS…

Rahm Emmanuel and that Massa guy, whatever his name is.

This is what poking a “finger” into someone’s “chest” in the shower looks like.

So it’s November 2010. Election day has come and gone. You’ve spent the last ten days drinking in every precious Democrat tear with sadistic glee. But now what? What to do next? You feel lost. Aimless. Adrift.
If you are having this same recurring dream then I have two questions for you. 1. In yours, are you in your underwear? 2. What are you going to do about it?
Well my friends, you’ve come to the right place. Because I had that same dream (boxers), and after I woke up the last …

The mysterious visitor who has marked Edgar Allan Poe’s birthday each year with flowers and cognac failed to show this morning, causing no small upset among devoted Poe fans. This is my take on that.

Once upon a morning dreary, as they huddled cold but cheery
Waiting near the graveyard gates, a darkened scene in Baltimore
There they shivered, even quivered, ’till dawn slivered
to see delivered loving tokens just as every year before.
For sixty years, but now no more.
Flowers there were to remember, poet lost that long November
placed there by a special member …

Go here…Not safe for children!

Anonymous. Singular. And addicted to terror. More frightening than teams of Al Qaeda suicide bombers is the “lone wolf” terrorists; harder to track, often self-radicalized, this new type of terrorism seems to have reached the top of the Al Jazeera top 40 list. Its the new thing and all the kids are doing it. And it is fairly terrifying. Who is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and how did he smuggle PETN in a syringe onto an international flight when I can’t take deodorant over 4 …

Have you ever done anything you regret with your @calebhowe?
http://twitter.com/lheal/statuses/6520689309
http://twitter.com/speciallist/statuses/6520605804
Bring the Tweets…

We at tWits (except maybe Tommy) were so excited when we heard about those hacked global warming / climate change (what are they calling it these days, anyway?) emails that we would have peed ourselves if not for our exceptional bladder control. In honor of this little debacle (which seems to be getting bigger by the day, proving that there is a God), we bring you #ClimategateMovies. Take your favorite (or least favorite, we’re not picky) movie titles, and trick them up to be about Climategate, weather in general, global …

Michelle Malkin has an article up showing the smug shirt the DNC is flogging:

Michelle invited photoshops that more accurately reflect what the Democrats have done to us. Here’s my entry: