EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT TWITS.WS…

Rahm Emmanuel and that Massa guy, whatever his name is.

This is what poking a “finger” into someone’s “chest” in the shower looks like.

RT @FakeAPStylebook Describe a spring shower as "light" or "pleasant." If you're in California, use "STORM WATCHAGEDDON 2010." #

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In a study that resulted in countless deaths, science recently settled on the fact that there are 304 different ways to use the word “dude.” I don’t have a link for that. Just trust me. You don’t hate science do you, you freakin birther!!!!!?????
Anyway, prepare to use all 304 versions when you read this.
Angie Sanselmente Valencia, a former lingerie model, is believed to be heading one of the world’s largest drug gangs.
Dude.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using …

FROM THE MAILBAG:
I heard a deal on the radio … they ask you in all parks to NOT feed the animals. They lose their own foraging skills and EXPECT food from people. They get very cranky if they don’t get it!!
This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party… as they have apparently learned to just sit …

So it’s November 2010. Election day has come and gone. You’ve spent the last ten days drinking in every precious Democrat tear with sadistic glee. But now what? What to do next? You feel lost. Aimless. Adrift.
If you are having this same recurring dream then I have two questions for you. 1. In yours, are you in your underwear? 2. What are you going to do about it?
Well my friends, you’ve come to the right place. Because I had that same dream (boxers), and after I woke up the last …

Exurban League has the skinny on the new, evil Obama the White House is rolling out lately:
“Voters are understandably angry,” according to one official. “They need to see Democrats as the party that punishes Wall Street, regulates fat-cat bankers and insults pick-up trucks,” one adviser said.
The new, angry Obama was unveiled in a speech in economically depressed Lorain County, Ohio. Walking onto the stage with pyrotechnic flash-pots blazing, the president shouted, “I was sent to Washington to kick ass and chew arugula. And the White House organic garden is all …

Insulation can get you hot, in more ways than one — if you are Barack Obama, evidently. He says insulation is totally sexy! As ABC reports:

Standing in a Home Depot in Alexandria, Virginia today, President Obama said that home insulation “is sexy.“
“I know the idea may not be very glamorous, although I getreally excited about it,” Mr. Obama said, “here’s what’s sexyabout it:  saving money.”

Huh. I thought there was a bunch of global warming and stuff going on? Why do we need to be worried about cold and heating bills? Isn’t that why AIR …

I’d like to say something to Governor Huckabee that rhymes with Huck Boo, but I’m a lady.  Mostly. A lady who is infuriated and disgusted by the original actions of Governor Huckabee in commuting Maurice Clemmons sentence and in his subsequent lack of taking any responsibility for his actions.
In case you aren’t aware, Maurice Clemmons is the suspect of a shooting yesterday in which four police officers in Lakewood, WA were ambushed and shot dead in cold blood.
Those killed were identified as Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39, and officers Ronald Owens, …

So, a little bit of background for the non-Hockey fans out there. I have no idea how anyone not smart enough to realize the awesomeness of hockey managed to turn on a computer, much less direct a web browser to this auspicious website, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
At every hockey game, they name the night’s “three stars,” the three players (on either team) who performed the best. I have no idea who decides it and the criteria is pretty subjective (and generally slanted towards …

It seems there is no proof that Al Gore invented the Internet, but there now is proof that he did, in fact, invent Global Warming ™. What most of us thinking people have known for years, has been uncovered: it is a total scam.
The evidence confirms that Global Warming is as fake as Joe Biden’s hair and is damning:
Controversy has exploded onto the Internet after a major global-warming advocacy center in the UK had its e-mail system hacked and the data published on line.  The director of the University of …

First off let’s start some music by clicking here. Give it a minute and wait for the music to start….Turn up your speakers and spark a doobie…are you ready? OK.
Remember the guy from high school that everyone thought was a loser? You know, the guy that carried around an empty backpack and always had a cigarette behind his ear?

Remember? He used to sit in the back of class and quietly fall asleep or stare at the wall? The guy that came to school stoned and was on a …

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