EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT TWITS.WS…

Rahm Emmanuel and that Massa guy, whatever his name is.

This is what poking a “finger” into someone’s “chest” in the shower looks like.

Exurban League has the skinny on the new, evil Obama the White House is rolling out lately:
“Voters are understandably angry,” according to one official. “They need to see Democrats as the party that punishes Wall Street, regulates fat-cat bankers and insults pick-up trucks,” one adviser said.
The new, angry Obama was unveiled in a speech in economically depressed Lorain County, Ohio. Walking onto the stage with pyrotechnic flash-pots blazing, the president shouted, “I was sent to Washington to kick ass and chew arugula. And the White House organic garden is all …

cross-posted iowntheworld.com

We at tWits (except maybe Tommy) were so excited when we heard about those hacked global warming / climate change (what are they calling it these days, anyway?) emails that we would have peed ourselves if not for our exceptional bladder control. In honor of this little debacle (which seems to be getting bigger by the day, proving that there is a God), we bring you #ClimategateMovies. Take your favorite (or least favorite, we’re not picky) movie titles, and trick them up to be about Climategate, weather in general, global …

Michelle Malkin has an article up showing the smug shirt the DNC is flogging:

Michelle invited photoshops that more accurately reflect what the Democrats have done to us. Here’s my entry:

Hola, mi Twititos y Twititas.
Okay, I’m done with the Spanish. If that could even charitably be called such.
As I’m sure you all know (if the sudden panic about finding turkeys hasn’t made it clear yet), Thanksgiving approacheth! Ah yes, that most wonderful time of the year, where we stuff our faces with turkey and watch football. Or maybe we don’t do that – maybe we just cook whatever we damn well please and watch the James Bond marathon. It depends on your family tradition.
Whether you do things the Norman Rockwell …

First off let’s start some music by clicking here. Give it a minute and wait for the music to start….Turn up your speakers and spark a doobie…are you ready? OK.
Remember the guy from high school that everyone thought was a loser? You know, the guy that carried around an empty backpack and always had a cigarette behind his ear?

Remember? He used to sit in the back of class and quietly fall asleep or stare at the wall? The guy that came to school stoned and was on a …