Evil Obama Photoshop Contest
Exurban League has the skinny on the new, evil Obama the White House is rolling out lately:
“Voters are understandably angry,” according to one official. “They need to see Democrats as the party that punishes Wall Street, regulates fat-cat bankers and insults pick-up trucks,” one adviser said.
The new, angry Obama was unveiled in a speech in economically depressed Lorain County, Ohio. Walking onto the stage with pyrotechnic flash-pots blazing, the president shouted, “I was sent to Washington to kick ass and chew arugula. And the White House organic garden is all out of arugula.”
And he had an excellently nefarious-looking goateed Obama. If Star Trek has taught us anything, it’s that you have to grow a goatee if you want to go evil. All of which reminded me of this story I wrote as part of a series with the currently evil Tommy Christopher, which featured this photoshop:
Androids are immune to the facial hair requisites. So I thought “hey, let’s do a photoshop contest!” “Good idea,” I replied. So here it is. The rules are simple. Don’t be filthy. Use the comments section to post your image (you can upload to twitpic if you don’t have a blog). One winner will be chosen arbitrarily by me at some point between now and ‘teh future’ and will get some kind of prize. Probably a coffee mug or congratulatory grunt. Now go and do my bidding!
Below, please find my example evil Obama to kick things off:
